Friday, April 25, 2008

No Directions Necessary

I found these directions on a glue stick:

- Unscrew cap and sponge top
- Remove inner plug
- Replace sponge top
- Squeeze container and apply glue slowly.

Finally, the mysteries of operating my glue stick have been solved!

Also saw this little gem online:

If you are seated in an exit aisle and are unable to read this, please ask a stewardess to reseat you.
- Cayman Airlines safety booklet

2 comments:

Musings from Me said...

Next, directions for using a pencil. When I read directions like your examples, the phrase "idiot proof" comes to mind!

Stephanie said...

Love the 'if you can not read this' instructions! That is the funniest to me.